Saturday 10 March 2012

Fourteenth Match

Ok so yeah we're continuing these matches in an alternate universe since the last one was completely destroyed by The Quiet.

So this is the fourteenth match! C.U.T.E. versus The eye of Harmony! *Quiet* What? *Loud* I mean The Eye!

Oh and apparently The Eye will be fighting by Proxy of Judgment.

*Bell rings*

The fight has started! Judgment charges at C.U.T.E. slicing with his knife. C.U.T.E. catches the knife hand and is now punching Judgment in the face. He's got judgment on the floor and is just wailing on him. Beating him into the ground. There's like a ton of blood. Judgment is flailing wildly but C.U.T.E. is just beating him to death. Oh wow his face just sort of caved in. I think that's the end fol- Wait something is happening. Judgment is rising! Oh god his eye just popped out! It's growing and wings made out of membranes are forming behind it. I think this is The Eye itself!

The Eye is floating into the air and glaring at C.U.T.E. it seems to be glowi- Oh shit it just fired a fucking laser beam! C.U.T.E. dodged and it's firing more. Run C.U.T.E. Run! This seems familiar... WAIT C.U.T.E. not into the audience! Oh god they're being massacred! You know I have to ask why people keep showing up to these fights considering the rather low life expectancy of the audience. C.U.T.E. has gotten to the very top of the stands and he's leaping at the eye! He has tackled the eye to the ground and is now punching it in the pupil! He's ripping out the lens! Oh god it's disgusting! He's tearing it apart. Just thinking about it is making my eyes hurt. Ugh... C.U.T.E. Eugh... Yeah he wins.

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