Monday 19 March 2012

Eighteenth Match

So um.. Yeah everyone involved in that last... Match. Yeah They're all dead. Everyone except C.U.T.E. and he refuses to talk about it so yeah. No records survived except The Announcers broadcast which wasn't very helpful. We have no fucking clue what happened.

So we're just going to move on.

Eighteenth Match! C.U.T.E. Versus The Mother of All!

*Whispering*

Sorry Mother of Snakes!

It's just a mirror.

*Bell rings*

Oh shit a tail just reached out of the mirror and dragged C.U.T.E. into it.

Um this is embarrassing. We can't see what's going on. We can't really report on what's happening.

Sorry guys. I know it's kind of a let down.

The mirror isn't even rocking or anything it's just a stationary blank mirror.

Yes blank it's not reflecting or showing anything.

Wait a crack just appeared...

Oh shit The Mirror just shattered as C.U.T.E. seems to of tackled some Snake woman through the mirror!

Oh god I... Ugh I'm nauseous. The entire world is twisting and bending.

THE WORLD IS CRACKING!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

*Deafening sound of shattering glass*

W... We're alive?

The universe just shattered and nothing has changed.

Except the snake lady is dead. Good job I guess C.U.T.E.

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