Seventh Match

Alright guys and girls it's time for the *Stentorian voice* Seventh Match of The Century!

It's C.U.T.E. versus The Evolutionary Adverse Trigger!

*Chorus of confused sounds from the audience*

Er... EAT

*Sounds of recognition*

God this audience is dumb... Wait did I just say that into the Mic?! Um...

ANYWAYS! EAT couldn't be here herself so she sent some of her arms. That's right it's C.U.T.E. versus EAT by proxy via The Camper. About 50 of them it seems...

*Bell rings*

The fight has started and The Camper have charged C.U.T.E. trying to overwhelm him with numbers. It's insane C.U.T.E. is fighting them all off at once and- *Muffled voice away from Mic* Oh um thanks random fan. Yes I was getting a little parched thank you. *Quiet drinking sounds* Anyways yes C.U.T.E. is figthting them all and doing pretty well. But wait The Camper seem to be mutating now! They're... Growing *Thumping sound and silence* *Muffled agitated voices* Dang it the idiot got himself infected. Sigh someone needs to go replace him. Him go someone replace to needs dang. Copying. Started he copying has... Him out here get... *Cleared throat* Ahem alright uh we had a slight issue but that's rectified I'll be replacing the other announcer for um... Indefinitely anyways back to the match. The evolved Camper are beating the hell out of C.U.T.E. They're just wailing on him. They aren't even giving him a chance to defend himself. He's down and they're still beating him. Wait he's saying something. I can't quite make it out. Sounds like... Teaching jobs for everyone? Huh? The Camper are letting up and they seem to be conversing with C.U.T.E. about something. They're shaking hands and The Camper are leaving... I... Um... I guess C.U.T.E. wins?