Saturday 18 February 2012

Round 2

It's time for Round 2!

C.U.T.E. versus... Hulk Hogan? Wait it's The Archangel!

I thought Hulk Hogan was still alive?

*The Archangel smiles*

Okay then...

Good luck out there C.U.T.E.

*Bell sounds*

The fight has started!

Hulk- I mean The Archangel starts off the match immediately with some sort of strange flying tackle. C.U.T.E. is on the ropes! The archangel has him in a headlock! Oh C.U.T.E. got in a groin shot! Low blow...

The archangel is backing away to recover. Wait where the hell did he get a shotgun! Look out C.U.T.E. He's dived out of the ring! The archangel is still shooting! Woah watch it! Don't shoot me! Oh god C.U.T.E. is running through the audience now! All these deaths are going to make for a very hefty lawsuit I'm sure. At least they would if everyone here didn't sign those waivers. Thank you legal department.

Wait C.U.T.E. has disappeared in the excitement! The archangel seems confused as well.

Woah! What an amazing move! C.U.T.E. somehow got behind the ring and popped out behind The Archangel. They're wrestling for the gun. Oh another groin shot! C.U.T.E. has the gun and... Boom! Headshot!

C.U.T.E. Wins!

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