The first exciting Match! C.U.T.E. versus The Dying Man!
C.U.T.E. might be at a disadvantage here since The Dying Man has been known to K.O. opponents just by touching them.
*Starting bell*
C.U.T.E. is wisely keeping his distance and dodging The Dying Man's attempts to touch him. Wait he's got a bat. Where did he get a bat? Oh shit he's beating on The Dying Man. The Dying Man is down but he's still trying to touch C.U.T.E.'s feet but Cute isn't having any of that and he's just wailing on him! Oh I think he just crushed his skull... I guess that's it for the first round...
Next time will be The Archangel!
No chainsaws at the opening? ;_;
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