Fifth Match

Alright! It's time for the next match. Who's up to challenge C.U.T.E. now. It's none other than... THE CONVOCATION!

*Loud chorus of squawks serving as The entrance theme as A figure wearing a cloak made of feathers walks into the ring*

*The figure scans the crowd and then suddenly yells*

Caw Caw I'm a bird motherfucker!

*The figure then splits apart into hundreds of blackbirds which fly above the ring*

Wasn't that an amazing entrance!

*Bell rings*

Oh The Convocation started the match by zapping C.U.T.E. with a lightning bolt but he's just shrugging it off like nothing.

He's dodging the lightning now! Wow look at him move. The birds are still firing lightning at him but some have started dive bombing him. Oh he's grabbed one and- is he about too!- Oh my god he just ate that bird! Really?

The Convocation even seem disturbed.

Wait where did C.U.T.E. get a machine gun?!

Oh wow he's gunning down the birds! They've recovered from their shock and their dive bombing him again but he's just dodging and firing. Their numbers are dwindling rapidly! This could be it folks! There's only one bird left but C.U.T.E. seems to be out of bullets. What's going to happen now?!

The bird is staying out of reach. C.U.T.E. can't reach it and it's not willing to come down. However it doesn't seem to be able to... Wait a minute... Oh... Um ahem it seems that bird is not part of the convocation it's a sparrow that somehow found it's way into the ring. The Janitors are clearing it out now. C.U.T.E. won!