C.U.T.E. is back from wherever that Door took him but he's still a Nightlander... Wait he's doing something strange. He's gaining color... Yes he has changed back to normal through pure willpower just in time for the next match! It's C.U.T.E versus The Black Dog!
Finally something I can actually see!
Damn those red eyes are creepy...
Wait um why is it giving me a jar of peanut butter? Anyone know what that means?
*Bell rings*
The fight has started. The Black dog has lunged at C.U.T.E. and given him a nasty scratch across the chest but C.U.T.E. has returned the favor by slicing The Black Dogs ear with a random knife! Wait somethings happening again. Oh god it's healing itself by stealing C.U.T.E.'s ear! C.U.T.E. has foregone the knife and is returning to his bare fists. He's punching the dog but the dog doesn't seem to mind and for every punch he merely steals a bit of skin from C.U.T.E.'s fists. C.U.T.E. is rethinking his strategy again. He's moved to the far side of the ring and has pulled out a large incredibly sharp sword. The Dog seems to understand and is flexing it's claws. They're charging. They intend to end it in one move! They've hit! Both have slashed and now we wait. Who will fall first... Wait C.U.T.E. is stumbling and... I ADMIT IT! I USED UP THE LAST JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER WHEN I WAS EIGHT AND BLAMED MY SISTER! I'M SO SORRY! *Crying*
*Quiet sobbing voice* What? Oh um right... Uh *Loud* C.U.T.E. won... *Goes back to crying*
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